yr friends ruined it for all of us


image25 months since i last lost my bandcamp logins, Ruined It For All Of Us is the first of two little YF EPs that I’ve been working on and off the last few weeks. Please listen/share/buy, September is rubbish cos i’m always broke. TY i hope you like it and it makes you sad in all the right places XOXO


Saturday 31st MarchThis Is Not Jebolution Rock present:Johnny Foreigner, Radstewart, Yearbook, Trails, Future:Ages@ The Star Inn, GuildfordTickets £6 advance from songkick
Strictly 18+ only@alicejebs @tinrrlondon(co-promote with thisisnotrevolutionrock)

artwork by danieljamiewilliams

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Let’s be honest. It’s been a while ay it. We don’t really talk like we used to. For the last year we’ve been messing around behind yr backs. It started with robbing drum intros from blink 182 and ended with horns stolen from screaming maldini and in the middle we had these 10 (11) little encounters with a louder noise than you’d possibly be happy about. And if that sentence wasn’t enough of a secret map, we created an entirely probably fictional city for the whole mess to live in.*
Bands are supposed to mellow as they get older, idk quite what’s gone wrong.    Anyway, my point is, we’ve moved on in the last couple of years, you and us. Lives have bloomed and faded in the time it taken to arrange heartbreak for two distorted guitars. Whole genres appeared and expired. R u still in 2 it? Because we are.
Metaphor boken cos i am waay more confident in this record than I am IRL, we are giddy with excitement to cordially** invite you to our 4th proper long play album, available on cd and 12” in March on Alcopop. Over the next few weeks we’ll be dropping things here in the runup to release. Like, tour dates for the UK and beyond, videos and promo and details and other assorted bits of hype. And the name, you’ll probably need to know that at some point.
* srs, you need buy the  special edition because it’s gonna come with literally the greatest artwork we can ever do **I dont know what this word means but I assume it involves fancy cocktails.
See you soon, the world

March, yes lads.



Clearly you’ve been a most excellent bunch of lads this year (all the best), and here at Fools Paradise we reward such good behaviour with equally outstanding bands. So with great festive pleasure (we’re wearing reindeer antlers while typing this), we’re overjoyed to announce that JOHNNY FOREIGNER will be headlining our festive shindig. Support comes from the three wise bands TALONS, THE TRAVIS WALTONS and SONIC THE COMIC. We’re excited by the prospect of cold mince pies, mistletoe and your handsome faces. JOHNNY FOREIGNERhttp://johnnyforeigner.bandcamp.com/https://www.facebook.com/johnnyforeignerTALONShttp://bsmrocks.bandcamp.com/album/hollow-realmhttps://www.facebook.com/gotalonsTHE TRAVIS WALTONShttp://thetraviswaltonsband.bandcamp.com/https://www.facebook.com/thetraviswaltonsSONIC THE COMIChttp://sonicthecomic.bandcamp.com/DJ duties will be handled by The405 DJs + 1palbumclub DJs. Expect all your favourite Christmas hits along with sprinkle of Indie disco gold. What better way to start the seven-day countdown and put off seeing your family/buying presents/cutting those little crosses in the bottom of sprouts than by partying with us and some rad bands.@ CATCH22 Kingsland Rd,London, E2 8DA18th DecDoors @ 7.30pmwww.foolsparadisepromo.tumblr.comwww.facebook.com/foolsparadisepromo@foolsparadise_=DJs / Party till 12

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