Let’s be honest. It’s been a while ay it. We don’t really talk like we used to. For the last year we’ve been messing around behind yr backs. It started with robbing drum intros from blink 182 and ended with horns stolen from screaming maldini and in the middle we had these 10 (11) little encounters with a louder noise than you’d possibly be happy about. And if that sentence wasn’t enough of a secret map, we created an entirely probably fictional city for the whole mess to live in.*
Bands are supposed to mellow as they get older, idk quite what’s gone wrong.
Anyway, my point is, we’ve moved on in the last couple of years, you and us. Lives have bloomed and faded in the time it taken to arrange heartbreak for two distorted guitars. Whole genres appeared and expired. R u still in 2 it? Because we are.
Metaphor boken cos i am waay more confident in this record than I am IRL, we are giddy with excitement to cordially** invite you to our 4th proper long play album, available on cd and 12” in March on Alcopop. Over the next few weeks we’ll be dropping things here in the runup to release. Like, tour dates for the UK and beyond, videos and promo and details and other assorted bits of hype. And the name, you’ll probably need to know that at some point.
* srs, you need buy the special edition because it’s gonna come with literally the greatest artwork we can ever do
**I dont know what this word means but I assume it involves fancy cocktails.
See you soon, the world
March, yes lads.